Fitness Trail Symbols Redux

By Anger Hangover

(This is a recycled post from a year ago, but the symbols still have absolutely no explanation.)

Walking around the Carroll Park fitness trail each day, I come across these random wooden signs that have no explanation. I assume these signs are meant to demonstrate the exercises you’re supposed to do at those locations. Then again, since this fitness trail is here in Pigtown, I can’t be 100% sure. So taking the Carroll Park fitness trail in the context of my neighborhood, I had no other choice than to interpret these signs for myself.
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7 Responses to “Fitness Trail Symbols Redux”

  1. Cham Says:

    That “Help, I’m so high” comment isn’t necessarily a joke. When you are on that very bike path and you come upon someone who has just taken some potent drugs, that is exactly what they do. Addicts aren’t often coherent enough to figure out how to move off the trail and your bike looks likes a quarry dump truck too them. They totally panics.

  2. Pro-Gun Progressive » Pigtown Funnies Says:

    [...] My neighbor’s take on the signs on our little Carroll Park fitness trail. Looks about right! [...]

  3. Pigtowner Says:

    You just made me choke on my water… hilarious.

  4. Carol Says:

    Seriously, that NEVER fails to make me laugh.

  5. NPR Junky Says:

    I’m with Carol. Goddamn, you’re a genius.

  6. MJB Says:

    hee hee!
    Yours is my favorite blog of all time!

  7. Jenna Says:

    Too funny! I almost moved to Carroll Park…

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