Ax Away
Today’s post, which is inspired by ACW, is a very special post because I’m leaving it up to you, my 2.5 readers out there, to ask me any questions you want. I don’t think I’ve done this before and, depending on how this goes, I don’t know if I’ll do it again. If your question doesn’t get answered, it’s probably because you asked me something like, “What’s your date of birth, SSN, and mother’s maiden name?” So go ahead. Ax away. Don’t be shy.
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 10: 04 am
favorite local food? and favorite pie?
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 10: 11 am
Why haven’t you taken out the garbage and emptied out the litter boxes like you said you were going to?
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 10: 49 am
So, are you a closet democrat?
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 11: 11 am
I cut off my pinkie toe and sent it to you as proof of my love. Why won’t you return my calls?
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 11: 12 am
When work sucks and you daydream of a different life which simply has to be better, what job do you have?
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 11: 13 am
And, can I have my toe back since you obviously didn’t appreciate it? I broke a knick knack and need to fill the empty spot on the shelf.
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 11: 25 am
Hip Hop and Gang Culture are popular. Rich people go around dressed like bums. The rate of people seeking to model themselves from moral and upstanding members of society is way down.
It is now, that every minorities whim is accepted. A plane full of people can’t get peanuts because 1% of children in the US and Britain are allergic*. What happened to adapting to the majority and if you can’t find another way? (That’s not my question to you…hold on, please).
Gays are attacking a culture that once had religious morals that governed the society. Now that “old” culture is in ebb, rather it is made fun of, while “doing what feels good” takes priority. This can only result in an instable society, yet it’s as if a person is wrong to try and live by the old cultural ways.
I have two questions:
First I think it is fair to let others know I have hoped to qualify my questions with a personal email to you to assure you this is not an attack on you.
1- As a Lesbian and a Conservative how do you dance on this fence of conflict with proposals of the Gay community demanding a share of society that they claim to want in on, while it’s real agenda, I believe, is to push out the old morals and standards that keep the structure sound?
2- What is the password to you bank account?
*http://allergies.about.com/od/nutallergy/a/peanutallergy.htm
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 11: 32 am
1) Could you give us the background on the name Anger Hangover?
2) You’re in Hell and you have to choose between eternity with Hillary supporters or eternity with rats. Which do you choose?
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 1: 52 pm
If I owned a bar, and I wanted to clean it up, how much would it cost to get you to come work for me?
Thursday, May 1, 2008 at 6: 04 pm
Found your blog a while back, your posts about the rats had me in stitches. I like reading blogs from folks back home.
Hope this doesn’t come off sounding creepy but… What is your safeword?
Friday, May 2, 2008 at 10: 36 am
Okay so, we’ve known each other for many, many years and I have been dying to know the answers to these questions for all this time:
1) If you could be any character in any movie what would that character be, what movie would it be and why.
2) What does it take to get you and LF to come down for a visit?!?!
3) I know you’re a plain Jane when it comes to food; however, if you and LF ever do come down for a visit, I want to make sure I prepare only the best. So, what is your favorite Italian dish? (besides me of course…