Friday Confession

By Anger Hangover

I have all kinds of skeletons in my closet and there are some things I will never admit to no matter how many drinks you feed me. When I actually get up the nerve and let a skeleton of two out of the closet, it takes a load off of my guilty conscience and I am once again thankful that no one had digital cameras back inna day.

Here is my Friday Confession: I own this movie on VHS and DVD. It simultaneously repulses me and gives me extra special tingles in my No-No places. I forced this movie on innocent, unsuspecting people last night and for that I am sorry and ashamed. There is no such thing as “hitting rock-bottom” when it comes to my self-loathing:


Jamie Lee Curtis and John Travolta are Perfect.
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I’d like to take this opportunity to apologize for subjecting you to my sickness today with really no warning at all. For those of you who don’t know me in real life – consider yourselves extremely fortunate. You are in no danger of being held hostage in the Pigtown Palace and having to watch this movie in its entirety.

What’s your Friday Confession?

4 Responses to “Friday Confession”

  1. LF Says:

    My confession is that I am an enabler to your sickness….
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    AH: As long as I stay sick, you’ll always have a job.

  2. Cuzzin J Says:

    My confession is that I liked it, a lot. Does that make me a bad person? I feel dirty…
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    AH: You are a bad person b/c you are related to me. You liking the movie is proof that we are family.

  3. Carol Says:

    Finally! You have an actual flaw. Wow. I’m just…so shocked.
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    AH: Actually, I have like three or four flaws. Seriously.

  4. Other Cuzzin Says:

    The only thing shocking about this post was I guessed the wrong movie…and btw you’re not telling the readers about the OTHER movies you own on both DVD and VHS…

    “Run for the shelter of your looove…”

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