Do I Love You My Oh My

By Anger Hangover

River Deep, Mountain High

I had the dream again last night. It’s the dream where I’m one of the Ikettes from the Ike & Tina Turner Revue and I was actually pretty good at it too. I’ve never had a dream where I’ve worked my way up to Proud Mary. I think I still need to pump a lot of ‘tane in Baltimore before I’m ready for that.

But Oh! The Voices. The Legs. The Moves. The Wigs. The Dresses. The Shoes.

I do just about anything to be able to go back thirty-six years and job shadow the Ikettes while on tour. They could school me in all manners of Voices, Legs, Moves, Wigs, Dresses, and Shoes.

*sigh*

A girl can dream, right?

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