Shhh. It’s the shy and rarely heard semi-auto handgun!

Just getting ready for bed and heard four semi-automatic handgun shots on the block behind mine.

*BOOM*BOOM*BOOM….*BOOM*

That was 30 minutes ago and still no police response, which is about right actually. I feel safe, don’t you? Well, I actually do feel safe because I can shoot back if I need to. Ain’t nobody gonna be coming up in my Pigtown Palace without no goddamn invitation. I’ve got 500 rounds reasons to make you change your mind. Oh and I can be persuasive too. Just try me, gangsta.

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